VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English:

1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate
2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze, you will say HUTCH
3 ) You can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a president if you study in Presidency College.
4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become software .
6) You can find tea in tea cup. But you cannot find world in world cup.
7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.