Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo,
Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi
Wife hits her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Funny Joke About Swami Narayans
Is having a drink considered against swami narayans?
this is good -- read it to the end...........
Mr Patel walks into a bar in Sydney, orders three pints of beer and
sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat
after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a
time."
Mr Patel replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
London, the other is in Nairobi and I'm in Sydney.
When we all parted company in Nairobi, we promised that we'd
drink this way to remember the days we spent together at the bar
at The Norfolk Hotel. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Mr Patel becomes a regular in the bar,
and always drinks the same way.
He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two pints!
All the regulars Take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
Mr Patel looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains...
"It's just that my wife and I became devoted Swaminarayans and
obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though !!!!
this is good -- read it to the end...........
Mr Patel walks into a bar in Sydney, orders three pints of beer and
sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat
after I draw it so it would taste better if you bought just one at a
time."
Mr Patel replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
London, the other is in Nairobi and I'm in Sydney.
When we all parted company in Nairobi, we promised that we'd
drink this way to remember the days we spent together at the bar
at The Norfolk Hotel. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
Mr Patel becomes a regular in the bar,
and always drinks the same way.
He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two pints!
All the regulars Take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
Mr Patel looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains...
"It's just that my wife and I became devoted Swaminarayans and
obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though !!!!
VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English
MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English:
1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate
2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze, you will say HUTCH
3 ) You can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a president if you study in Presidency College.
4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become software .
6) You can find tea in tea cup. But you cannot find world in world cup.
7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.
1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate
2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze, you will say HUTCH
3 ) You can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. You cannot become a president if you study in Presidency College.
4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become software .
6) You can find tea in tea cup. But you cannot find world in world cup.
7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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